No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I came so hard my ears popped.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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