went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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