in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
And then my night got REAL pukey
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
God I need to hump something, right now.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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