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ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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