I need help removing her.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
it glows. i had to have it.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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