Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I got inside last night via doggy door
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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