Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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