Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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