Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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