After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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