Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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