Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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