Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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