maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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