why didn't you poke me back
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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