are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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