No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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