so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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