I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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