Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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