id be glad to
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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