How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.