Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.