real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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