They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
When are your genitals available?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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