All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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