the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
is wine microwaveable?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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