i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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