Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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