Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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