is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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