So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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