he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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