if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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