You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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