This girl is more easily done than said...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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