I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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