I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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