your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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