just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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