She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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