5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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