i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Dating After Heartbreak
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK