THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.