sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Randomize
