sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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