who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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