real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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