What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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