i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Alive.
So much puke
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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