If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You were trust falling into bushes
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
