I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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