Girls should come with a carfax report
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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