She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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